Can’t wait! :D
Luca Caputi y’all.
OH MY GOODNESS. TWO HYSTERICALLY BRILLIANT GIRLFRIENDS THAT I MISS INCREDIBLE AMOUNTS. I WOULD HAVE TOTALLY LOVED TO JOIN IN. (I almost attempted to over here but I’m in the library and thought it inappropriate!)
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8 SO MUCH PAPER. SO MANY WORDS TO WRITE. ARRGHHH :(
Gutter Lane — Just a little song I made up over the Easter Holidays with some help from Khamsina :D It’s about the slippery slope to prostitution, curb crawling and the difficulties of escaping it and finding freedom. Let me know what you think!
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3 Jenna Marbles — pahahaa.
Totally.love.this giiirl! Completely hits the nail on the head with the “how to avoid talking to people you don’t want to” video - though my version of it would be to suddenly drop into imitating a donkey — like that bit in Pinocchio when he turns into a donkey and tries to exclaim but just hee-hawws. Yes that is my method. Although this one is much more subtle, and I could have really used this in Firehouse the other week, when I was admittedly rather drunk and didn’t really want to talk to a guy that couldn’t get the message, and so I turned to my friends and whispered in quite a loud voice, “I don’t want to talk to this person” — and on being asked whether I needed to *use the bathroom* I firmly refused because clearly that’s NOT what I wanted, and I just wanted to not sit where I was sitting. Obviously I missed the code completely. But the code doesn’t work unless you’re in on it. Or carparked.
THIS IS ME. I have been sitting in MY ATTIC — I have stairs leading to my room at the top of the house — and I am going stark.raving.mad. whilst trying to get through an 800 page Dickens novel which I cannot read UNDER PRESSURE. Our Mutual Friend is great an’ all, but when I have a pile of novels to get through by my bed, and have generally become a disheveled English student, I can’t fully appreciate the story. It’s a RACE, and I hate racing reading. Hate it. I locked myself away for 4 days studying for an exam, and I ended up attempting to talk to the poets to figure out what the hell they were trying to say in their poems. It was NOT a pretty sight. But my skylight does show me a pretty sight — it’s like that panoramic view in Mary Poppins of the chimney tops — THAT’S MY VIEW. Could be Victorian England. Totally could.
2 years ago - 2
2My sister is simply amazing and seems to be able to drill out unpretentious and yet exceedingly impressive lyrics in zero time. And music for that matter. This is just a little something that we’ve put together!
Virgin Tumblr…er?
So — thank you to two of my favourite ever Americans — I have been persuaded to begin using tumblr (and let’s hope this is an easier way to see a bunch of their new quirks that have completely passed me by…*cough*fithockeyplayerobsessions*cough*!). Instead of beginning to crack through my dissertation which was my all-nighter plan…. it’s going to be on the back-burner whilst I figure out how to use this site — yet another form of procrastination that is going to hinder my degree! Who needs an English Literature Degree in Paris anyway…?
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